September 10, 2015
Sancheska and Renaldo Dorsett (sdorsett@tribunemedia.net, rdorsett@tribunemedia.net)
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Sancheska Vs Renaldo NFL Picks: Conference Championships
THE “This Works Much Better When Awful Calls Go In Your Favour” Award presented by Golden Tate and the Fail Mary - Eric Fisher. Why’d you have to hold bruh?
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Divisional Round
The “We’ll Do Better If You Give Us Another Shot” Award presented by every incumbent government - An awful slate of playoff games. The NFL has a chance to get it right again this week. Makes it worse that last week’s blowouts were followed by the NCAA National Championship, which was incredible.
SANCHESKA VS RENALDO: NFL Picks – Wild Card Round
The “It’s Not Us It’s You” Award presented by every sitcom ever. - The NFL’s Coaching Carousel. Everyone was getting fired the last few weeks. It’s ok though, they’ll have work in a week or two (Rooney Rule be damned).
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 17
The “You’re Not Even Good At Being Awful” Award presented by the 2011 Miami Dolphins - The Cleveland Browns. All I wanted was a float parade celebrating a perfect 0-16 season. Was that too much to ask?
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 16
The “I’m So Happy This Is a Thing” Award presented by Rodney Moncur’s appointment to the Senate – Coaches going for it on fourth down and going for two point conversions with regularity.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 15
The “Get It How You Live” Award presented by rap beefs that got too real in the 1990s - Aqib Talib. I’m legitimately worried about what happens to Harry Douglas when he goes to Atlanta.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 14
The “Punchline That Won’t Go Away” Award presented by Donald Trump – Detroit Lions. The idea of the Lions being good seemed like a farce in week 1. It’s week 14 and they’re leading the NFC North. Calvin Johnson is still retired.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 13
The “El Captain” Award presented by The minority super hero craze of the 1980s – Kiko Alonso.
SANNIE VS RENALDO: NFL PICKS WEEK 12
Word on the street is that Adrian Peterson is hanging around the Vikings facility jonesing for some pickup football games.
SANNIE VS RENALDO NFL PICKS: Week 10
RENALDO: Travis Kelce lost his mind last week, and it was the most entertaining thing a team that lost only two of their last 18 games has done in that stretch.
SANNIE VS RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 9
SANNIE: Are you guys as excited for the season premiere of Real Housewives of Altanta like I am? No? Well you should be, this season is going to be fire.
SANCHESKA V RENALDO: NFL Picks Week Seven
The “I Take Everything Back” Award presented by every ex-boyfriend of Scarlett Johansson - Bob McAdoo. Odell Beckham Jr was a distraction until he caught eight passes for 222 yards and two touchdowns.
SANNIE Vs RENALDO: NFL PICKS WEEK 6
RENALDO: Thursday night football is an awful product. Everyone knows it’s an awful product, and you never forget to set your fantasy lineup in time.
SANNIE VS RENALDO NFL PICKS: WEEK 3
The “That Just Made Me Look Like An Overweight Red Faced Unprepared Loser” Award, presented by Donald Trump’s performance at the first of three US presidential debates – Ben Roethlisberger.
SANNIE VS RENALDO NFL PICKS: WEEK 2
The “C.R.E.A.M” Award presented by the Wu-Tang Clan - The Ministry of Tourism. Did we really just get into business with Daniel Snyder and the Washington Racial Slurs? Of all the teams in the NFL…those guys.
SANNIE Vs RENALDO NFL PICKS: Scores are close but long season ahead
The “I Have No Business Being This Good This Early” Award presented by the debut of the Yeezy 350 and 750 cleats – Carson Wentz. In his NFL debut he went 22-37 for 278 yards and two touchdowns. No one saw that coming.
SANNIE VS RENALDO NFL PICKS: Week 1 – Let the games and battle begin
The social experiment continues for another season. Bet your mortgage, your kids’ college fund or your Baha Mar severance pay on our picks. This is where we’re at with the NFL in 2016, in an already saturated market, people want even more, therefore you get people like us involved in this.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO NFL PICKS: Conference Championship
*Seriously, whichever party forces them to bring ESPN back gets my vote. I’m not below bowing to a dictatorship if that’s what we need in order to have the Worldwide Leader back in my life. I should have known not to trust a company that takes Angelique Sabrina off the air. At some point we have to ask the question - Does Cable Bahamas have an aversion to the happiness of the average Bahamian? Or just to me. I’m fairly certain Cable Bahamas hates me.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: WILL SANNIE PREVAIL?
SANNIE: I have to keep riding with Tom Brady, he brought me luck this far, so why would I stop now?
SANCHESKA vs RENALDO: THE WILD CARD ROUND
• The “Sometimes You Deserve That Lifetime Achievement Award” Award presented by Leonardo DiCaprio - Cam Newton. People conveniently forget that Cam came into the NFL breaking records as a rookie and he hasn’t slowed down. After surviving a life-altering car crash and losing his No.1 option in training camp, Cam produced the best season of his career and nearly went undefeated throwing to Ted Ginn.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO NFL PICKS Week 17
With a comfortable lead headed into the final week of the season, Sannie decided that we didn’t deserve explanations behind her picks anymore and that “one word was all she needed.” This is the monster that we’ve created and the regret I have to live with everyday is real. (That regret I meant is the column by the way, not the entire relationship, engagement and wedding thing. That part is cool).
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: Week 16 Picks
RENALDO: This could be the last time we see this incarnation of the Raiders and Chargers, unfortunately for them it comes along during a season where nobody cares. Couple that with the fact that it’s on Thursday and Colour Rush may still be a thing. This is just bad all around. Take a look good people of Carson, California…this is what you signed up for.
SANCHESKA v RENALDO: NFL week 15 picks
Buccaneers at Rams RENALDO: Oh God, Thursday nights mean NFL Colour Rush. Which means we’re subjected to the NFL’s latest money grab scheme, these God awful uniforms. Avert your eyes away from the bright colours and away from Nick Foles. BUCS over Rams
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Week 14 picks
SANNIE: I honestly have no clue about the ability of any of these teams, so I will choose the Cardinals because I like Cardinal cream. Makes no sense but it’s my choice, deal with it.
SANCHESKA vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 13
RENALDO: Aaron Rodgers just turned 32 yesterday. My God...imagine what Olivia Munn did to surprise him. Unless it’s fixing Jordy Nelson’s knee, I’m not sure if it makes much of a difference.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 12
RENALDO: There are two ways things can play out for the Lions here: You move forward with the interim general manager and he Dan Campbell’s the system and wins two games based solely off energy; or you realise you just hired a guy that knows nothing about football and is simply a friend of the Ford family.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL PICKS WEEK 11
Last week on the Press Box (which you should be listening to Sundays 10am-1pm on Kiss 96.1 FM) we decided that to make things more interesting from week to week, the loser of the picks column has to undergo a predetermined death by humiliation.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL PICKS WEEK 10
There’s only one thing left for me to do - Pick Like Sannie.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 9
Browns at Bengals RENALDO: At one point this used to be “The Battle Of Ohio.” Now it’s a title better suited for the weekly fight between LeBron’s barber and the progression of his receding hairline.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL Picks Week 8
RENALDO: This is what Thomas Jefferson felt like when he took quill to parchment to write the Declaration of Independence.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL PICKS WEEK 7
SANNIE: I feel like I betrayed Russell last week when I chose Cam over him. I mean Cam brought home the win, but it was bittersweet.
SANCHESKA VS RENALDO: NFL PICKS WEEK 6
RENALDO: Close wins, blowouts, songs named after their stars arising out of the studios in various Atlanta trap houses, trouble in the locker room, awesome uniforms and 785 players with dreadlocks. This Falcons team has it all and the sky is the limit.
Sancheska v Renaldo: Week 5 Picks
Colts at Texans SANNIE: The horseshoe symbolises luck and God knows I need some after falling to last place (I believe these boys are cheating) but anyway #TeamSannie.
SANCHESKA V RENALDO: NFL PICKS WEEK 4
RENALDO: This is your time Mike Vick. We - who lofted you to demigod status after frustrating our friends to the point of altercation time after time on Madden ’04 when you gave life to the greatest video game character ever - we’ve been waiting on this moment for you to return.
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO NFL PICKS: Week 3
What a time…to be alive. We live in a season where the Bucs, Raiders, Jags, Browns and the team from Washington all won on the same day. And I promise you this wasn’t at a Madden tournament. A season where two of the four teams considered lead pipe locks to make their conference championship games are currently winless. It’s the NFL in all its stupid, horrible to bet on, but fun to watch parity (Can I say that? Is that legal here now? I’m not sure about how any of this or how numbers and gambling works. The rallies were fun though).
SANCHESKA Vs RENALDO: NFL picks week one - let the games begin
IT IS necessary for us to offer the disclaimer prior to week one. Our column will throw a twist into the traditional pick ‘em. A lifelong football fan against someone that knows absolutely nothing about football but somehow manages to get these games right.
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